can't take it in

I'm Gabby, a female who has a hard time making decisions.

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

(via immaplatypus)

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

(via thecaptainjacksparrow)

becks28nz:

Rose by overflow8

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
sixpenceee:


As said by this IFL science article

Bartholomäus Traubeck created equipment that would translate tree rings into music by playing them on a turntable. Rather than use a needle like a record, sensors gather information about the wood’s color and texture and use an algorithm that translates variations into piano notes. The breadth of variation between individual trees results in a individualized tune.

SOURCE & LISTEN TO THE SONG

sixpenceee:

As said by this IFL science article

Bartholomäus Traubeck created equipment that would translate tree rings into music by playing them on a turntable. Rather than use a needle like a record, sensors gather information about the wood’s color and texture and use an algorithm that translates variations into piano notes. The breadth of variation between individual trees results in a individualized tune.

SOURCE & LISTEN TO THE SONG

(via sixpenceee)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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(via fairy-roses-and-tardis-blue)

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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(via orion-the-oreo)

karasratworld:

This is why he’s fat. How do you not feed this creature??? He’s so flippin cute

(via thetalkingcrocus)

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

(via ajcrawly)

imheretocrushthepatriarchy:

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

after this my family talked about how she was a whore for wearing what she was. this woman did something men can not, she did something that *you* could not and you have the audacity to call her a whore? and for wearing basic exercise clothes too. god sometimes i cant even with the sexism

(Source: sizvideos, via fairy-roses-and-tardis-blue)

misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

(via ajcrawly)


Emma Watson, UN Women Goodwill Ambassador Attends An Event At Parliament In Montevideo, Uruguay On September, 17

Emma Watson, UN Women Goodwill Ambassador Attends An Event At Parliament In Montevideo, Uruguay On September, 17

(Source: emmacdwatson, via wrathandruin)

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

(via protodreamer)